Total Medals Earned: 2,004 (From 219 different games.) Total Medal Score: 36,605 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/170 points)
Complete the tutoriel
Win level 1
Win level 2
Unlock all levels
Win all levels
Unolck all achievements
Win all levels in hard mode
Medals Earned: 13/16 (290/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/170 points)
Score a 100x multiplier or better.
There is much to be discovered in the Wild West...
Finish the game.
Score a 500x multiplier or better.
Finish the game without crashing.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (280/280 points)
Pass the second location
Pass the first location
Pass the third location
Pass the fourth location
Pass the fifth location
Pass the 6th location
Pass the 7th location
Pass the 8th location
Pass the 9th location
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Water 10 trees
Get a total of 30 stars
Complete World 1
Complete World 2
Complete World 3
Press the LIKE button
Flood 100 pirates
Collect a total of 60 stars
Complete World 4
Accumulate over 150,000 points
Collect all 90 stars in the game
Medals Earned: 9/9 (375/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (170/330 points)
Destroy 20 explosive barrels
Shoot 100 cannonballs
Sink 20 cannonbals
Destroy 20 crates and barrels
Kill 20 enemy soldiers
Complete Food collection
Complete Weapons collection
Complete Jewels collection
Pass all levels with 3 stars
Complete Bones collection
Complete Clothes collection
Medals Earned: 7/13 (125/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!